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Jonas

A name used for the hugely popular boy band that obsessed teenage girls drool over.
Also A name that every sexy latino has.

Girl 1: OMG! The Jo Bros are so dreamy! I'm drooling!
Girl 2: They aren't so hot.
Jonas: Hey what's up?
Girl 2:Ohhhhh....He's so dreamy!
Both girls: Ohhhh....
Jonas:Look! I'm swimming!

by Hyena King December 14, 2009

86πŸ‘ 256πŸ‘Ž


Bushisms

Something said by George Bush thats so dumb that it's funny!

"I remember meeting a mother of a child who was abducted by the North Koreans right here in the Oval Office." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., June 26, 2008

"Amigo! Amigo!" --George W. Bush, calling out to Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi in Spanish at the G-8 Summit, Rusutsu, Japan, July 10, 2008

What are your favorite Bushisms?

by Hyena King December 23, 2009

280πŸ‘ 114πŸ‘Ž


Valentikes Day

Valentines Day for toddlers.

Twas Valentikes Day and the little boy gave the little girl next door a half-dead flower.
"Thank oo" said the little girl.

by Hyena King February 14, 2010

4πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Pendejo

The spanish word for George Bush.

"I guess it's OK to call the secretary of education here, buddy. That means friend." --George W. Bush, Philadelphia, Jan. 8, 2009

"Pendejo."--Juan Rivas ,Texas, sometime in January

by Hyena King December 23, 2009

9πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


George Bush

A Dumbass.

George Bush: Nicaragua? Yes I've been there. It's a nice continent.

by Hyena King December 23, 2009

13πŸ‘ 50πŸ‘Ž


Valentines Day

The only only easy way to get sex.

Not on Christmas, not on Halloween.
Hoes cost too much to pay.

Valentines day is the only day when I get to play.

by Hyena King February 14, 2010

11πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


22

The number after 21 and the number before 23.

What comes after 21?
22.
What comes before 23?
22.
What comes after 23?

by Hyena King December 23, 2009

10πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž