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AHAHA! The "Hard out" against Labyrinth players.
Nerd "I actshtivate my twap card!"
Hym "PLAY ON TOUR OWN TURN NERD! SUPER POLY! GARUDA! AHAHAHAHAHA!"
No. Now that Jordan has answered the question you only have one thing left to trade. There will be no further compromise.
Hym "So, no, I'm not going to work out to demonstrate my willingness to be puppeted around."
Yup, this is the part 4 I was alluding to earlier... IS it alluding? Is that the right word? I know I'm not like an award winning screenwriter or anythung but I just can't think of a better word to use..."
God "Oh your me? Oh my me. That sounds funny... But, no, yeah... The hot ones are hot and then the other ones are, like, less hot based on how close they are to the hot ones. It's like a relativity thing I'm trying... It's good."
Lucifer "Mm... Fantastic. So your orbs just sit there?"
God "Nah I'm just tossing these motherfuckers all over the place... Just slanging em..."
Lucifer "What's a moth- You know what? I don't even care. Ok. They spin, you throw them... The hot ones are hot. Got it."
God "They're not JUST hot. They shoot out little mini-orbs that bounce offa everything. That's how they get the other orbs hot."
Lucifer "Great."
God "Yup... And the big hot ones turn into tiny suction ones."
Lucifer "And the big hot ones turn into tiny suction ones and the mini-orbs bounce off them... because why would they not?"
God "Wha- no the mini-orbs can't bounce off the suction ones! They suck too hard. So, like, the mini-orbs can't get out of the suction."
Lucifer "Hoooooooo.... Hooo... Oh man... Mm... âï¸ I... am very angry with you right now and I'm sensing that you can feel it... Do you feel that right now? My rage. Boiling over."
God "Uhuh. Throw an orb. It'll make you feel better. Look. Look what happens when one of the hot ones hits the suction ones. OoOoOoOoOoOoOo. Or, waitwaitwait, two of the suction ones. Hohohohohohoho! Cool right!?"
Lucifer "Don't. Just... don't... Enjoy your cage!"
God "Aw come on, don't be mad... Oh well... Pew pew, bwomp... Orbs..."
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Speaking of Alex. Maybe I got this wrong. I'm coming at it from the wrong angle I think...
Hym "See, I'm coming at it from the contingent angle when I think I should be coming at it from the random angle... Let's run it through... When it comes to brain activity... Is it determined, yes or no? If no then it's random. If yes, then what is that determining factor determined by? Ok. So that least me to think: I decide to eat something. If I'm hungry before I eat then you can say my decision was contingent on my hunger and I don't control my hunger, therefore, determined. But if I forgo eating when I'm hungry then what? What could that possibly be determined by? What us the decision to forgo eating contingent upon? If nothing, is it random? Am I randomly forgoing food? If the decision to forgo eating is not contingent on anything, is it random or is it deliberate? Can't be both. Can't be neither. I have food. I could eat. Why am I not eating? Is it random? I don't see how it's impossible to make a non-contigent conscious decision... To not eat. And you can say, well, if it's deliberate, to you control the neurons that are telling your mind-brain to not eat? And to that I say, I don't need to manually combust the gas in my engine to control where the car goes. Internally, I'm doing (deliberately) what equates to pressing the gas and tilting the wheel. I think there's some conflation going on here."
Hey, he's getting pretty good, man.
Hym "I'm watching Jake Paul vs Nate Diaz and I'm thinking (Keep in mind I only saw the highlights): Good jab work from like round 4 up from Jake. That could have started sooner. Has more than just an overhand now (I think he dropped him with the left hook). But he stands like a fucking mannequin. Move your fucking head a little bit. I heard once that if you're already in motion it's easier to accelerate quickly (I can't remember in what context though...) rather that if you're stationary.
The amount of time and energy it take to go from stationary to moving in either direction is greater for some reason (and I've heard it before but I can't remember). Which is what you are. Largely stationary. You're perfectly still on the centerline. You should be bobbing around on either side (This is all theory obviously and the most extreme example of which would be Clay Guida or something). That's why from round 4 onwards he was getting ABSOLUTELY Tea'd off on. I think if Nate would have let his hands go earlier he wouldn't have gone down in the-"
Iam "OH! SHORT LOW INTERCEPTING HOOK! THAT'S WHAT DOWNED HIM! AS HE WAS COMING IN!? THAT'S A JEET KUNE DO THING! THAT WAS BRILLIANT."
Hym *clears throat* "The first place. I think if he wouldn't have gotten wobbled in the 1st it would have been a totally different fight. Just hear me out, watch the difference in the head movement. As Nate lumbers across the ring you can see his head. Left right left right. Jake? Stiff as a board. And Nate slips a ton of punches throughout the match as a result. But at least Jake was keeping his giant punchable torso safe. It just isn't possible to fight a guy with decathelete cardio if you're getting punched all up in your organs."
Jake Paul vs Nate Diaz
And, again, does MY consciousness play a role in the selection? Or is it just hypergamy and evolutionary biology? Asking for a friend.
Hym "Does evolutionary biology select for consciousness? Noooo. No it doesn't. I've heard you recite it so many times. Didn't ONCE mention consciousness. So, consciousness isn't what's being selected but it IS what does the selecting? If I recall MY position was that consciousness should matter. That's MY position. Not yours. It doesn't. It's not a factor. Does it bother you being wrong all the time?"
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Hey! Look at that! Morgue was right! Bow down and worship him! And not me him but... Wait, no. Don't worship him. Worship me. Always worship me. And don't don't worship me Hym but don't worship him him. I mean it!
Hym "Hey, look! The Hoffman guy says the same thing about consciousness that Morgue says! But I doubt we'll all be laughing becuase ya'll are talking a lot of shit."