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Ego

An excuse for you to be dismissive.

Hym "You can literally say ANYTHING is the ego in an attempt to redirect my behavior. Which is what makes your entire practice fraudulent. You're absolute garbage. I can't wait to find out how many of your patients have killed themselves."

by Hym Iam April 7, 2024


Fuaxriend

Well, we know who's side you're on.

The fuaxriend still talks to me even though it's clear it's on the retard's side. Go fuck yourself.

by Hym Iam December 3, 2020


Dalai Lama Tongue

Eeggh no don't suck it! 🤢

Dalai Lama "Come. Demonstrate your... Um... fortitude?... Yes! Fortitude. Demonstrate your monkly fortitude and suck my tongue." 🥵

Hym "Ew WHAT!? No, dawg! The fuck is you talkm bout? I ain't about suck no Dalai Lama Tongue!"

Dalai Lama 😡 "Fine! I'll get the little boys to do it!"

Hym "YOU'LL WHAT!? Ooooh maaan! I... Wow! I don't even know what to do here! Do... Do we, like, arrest him? Arrest the Dalai Lama? Is that allowed!? I... Egh! I'm lost here. I don't know what to do about this."

Dalai Lama "Our culture-"

Hym "No motherfucker, no! That ain't a 'culture.' Miss me with that shit. Damn... Just... Just get the fuck out of here! GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!"

Dalai Lama "I'm the Dalai Lama! You can't-"

Hym "GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!!!"

by Hym Iam April 12, 2023

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You're fine

And you may be asking yourself "Why? Why are they like this?" Bassem...

Hym "It's because 'You're fine.' Not that whether or not you're fine factors in at all. WHAT THEY MEAN... Is that THEY are fine. THEY are fine with YOUR problem. They often ARE the problem that THEY are fine with and are signifying to you that they are fine with that being the case. So, yeah, you think that Israeli is lying about their aims and deliberately genociding the Palestinians. But whatever. You're fine. I doesn't matter."

by Hym Iam April 12, 2024


Patrickmutebi

You need to go look this up right now!

Hym "He balances- Ok... Look... He lifts a guy up on to his shoulders, right? So the other guy is doing like a hand-stand on his shoulders... And then the other guy balances ON THE ORIGINAL GUYS HEAD WITH HIS HEAD and then THE ORIGINAL GUY it juggling while the other guy balances on his head! It is nuts! How is he doing that!? And then the other guy does the splits upside-down on the head of the guy! It's like balance a basketball on top of another basketball except on top of the top basketball there is like 200 lbs od weight! And like, how he gets up on the guys head is the crazy part... He just hops up! He just hop directly up on to the guys head! That CAN'T be real, can it? PatrickMutebi it call on YouTube. If it's real give him 1 million dollars. Give it to both of them..... I mean I just went to watch it again he just, like, HOPS UP THERE... Like... Is the video in reverse? Did he like, get up there off camera camera and then film it in reverse? There's not fucking way he just hops up there like that! If it's fowards give them 1 million dollars. Don't do it if it's in reverse. There's no fucking way he just hops up like that..."

by Hym Iam May 26, 2024


Volume

They don't all need to be great the sheer volume is what makes it undeniably good. ALL of you are doing it.... A LOT. Objectively brilliant.

Hym "It's the volume of it, you know? You're ALL doing it all the time. AND my reach is being stifled. It's like I'm a retard in a group home and YOU don't want me to have the reach I might otherwise have should you not intervene. Ooooookkkkk. Ok. Is there some kind of boundary I'm crossing here!? OK. Ooooohhhh no. I get it. YOU'RE WRONG TO TRY AND STOP ME. That's the takeaway. You should be minding your own business right now. Don't worry about how much reach I have. Do worry about who I'm interacting with. It's none of your business... You don't have a right to stop me."

by Hym Iam January 19, 2023


I'm Not Jamhal

Obviously. That should be obvious by now.

Hym "I'm not Jamhal either."

by Hym Iam August 4, 2024