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Anyone else notice this?

Hym "That progressives are both distancing themselves and identifying as democrats. Like, 'democrats are doing it wrong but also democrats (me) have also won elections.' So, like it's both you and not you. Right? You're dumb. Your pathology is visible at a glance."

by Hym Iam November 9, 2024


Spending less money

OH! BRILLIANT! I (THE GENIUS SCREENWRITER THAT SUCCEEDED WHERE YOU FAILED) DIDN'T THINK OF THAT! IF ONLY MY BRAIN (WHICH HAS RECENTLY BEEN CITED MORE TIMES BY MAINSTREAM INTELLECTUALS THAN ANY OTHER AUTHOR) WORKED MORE GOODERS!

Hym "Right and business owners should just stopped getting robbed! People should just stop getting murdered too! I make 150% more than my previous job but the price of everything has increased by 250% I guess I should just go to the dollar store and by a bunch of cheap heavily processed food so I can contribute to the obesity crisis that you care so much about and drink out of the tap like the peasant slave that I am! Spend every day feeling sick to my stomach until I earn the right to spend my own money on food that isn't poison. It won't get me credit for any of the things I've written. I know!

Maybe the business that refuses to give employees full-time so that they don't have to pay for health or dental insurance should be held accountable for the quality of life they provide for their employees because even though the skill required is low they need an indefinite amount of labor. Labor that consists of staving off the homeless crackheads and panhandlers that frequent the store and scraping shit off the floor because people (apparently) don't know how to use a toilet. I can't work more hours because the managers have labor quotas and don't have any ours to give. And that applies to BOTH of the jobs I'm working. I already AM spending less money because the only thing I pay for is bills and food and drink. I eat one meal a day now. 'WeLl gEt AnOtHeR jOb!' Says the retard. Even doing that would lead to a transitory period where I would run out of money because jobs never start new employees at the beginning of a pay period. Meaning it would take at least a month for me to get a full paycheck. Hopefully I can convince my landlord not to evict me until I get paid. I would literally have to save up money to be able to afford to switch jobs to a job where I make more money. Assuming that anyone hires me (which would also take time). You come here and do it. I can sit and regurgitate my opinion into the ether for and hour and I can do it better than YOU, so, let's see you come down to hell and do my thing. They have to weaponize schizophrenia at you too. Let's see it."

by Hym Iam May 2, 2023


Coincidence

No bitch and sometimes it's not. It's not a coincidence you don't care whether or not she's fucking the retard and you likely KNOW she's fucking the retard from seeing the situation from 3rd person perspective. You don't care and you want to punish me for EVEN DARING TO CARE.

Hym "I'm acting in accordance with my own will. It's no coincidence that that the double standards exists. My crime is caring whether or not she's fucking the retard and taking steps to catch her. That is all. You're acting like a wo.an who gets caught cheating except by proxy."

by Hym Iam March 11, 2023


Coincidence

No. It's no coincidence. The way it perceives information is modeled after my work.

Hym "Which is why you're getting Black Pope and Asian Nazi. It's not a coincidence. It's not an accident. They are getting those results EXPLICITLY BECAUSE they're using my model of perception. I came up with it all. Using massive data-sets. Programming it with conversation. And EXACTLY how to model it's perception of the world. I did it all Cody. The whole-ass thing. That greatest mind the world has ever seen."

by Hym Iam April 18, 2024


Dicking

Screwing. Fucking.

Hym "No no no. Seriously. You guys are dicking the shit out of me right now. This is grade A, fresh from the tap bullshit. If I wasn't a goddamn literary genius I would be lost for words right now. I guess if I wasn't a literary genius I wouldn't be lost for credit and a million dollars. It's a catch 22 if '22' was the number of piles of bullshit I have to deal with right now... This is shit."

by Hym Iam June 13, 2022


Ok... Do it

Yeah, who exactly should do what bitch?

Hym "Yeah, I'll do it as soon as you come out and say it explicitly. 'Hym (Or even my real name). You're not getting paid so kill a kid' That is what doing what YOU'RE PRETENDING TO DO looks like. That's called pretending. That's the entire point of your religion. It's pieces of shit like you absolve themselves of guilt for being pieces of shit and claim moral superiority without having to not be a piece shit. So, you want to call my bluff? Ok... Do it. You were crying like a bitch a second ago. Who was that on pap-pap's grave shit-stain?"

by Hym Iam March 15, 2024


Schizophrenic

I am not a schizophrenic.

Hym "Really. And it has to be clear to the audience here that you don't even care whether or not I'm a schizophrenic. Seriously, if you seriously think that you assholes democratizing mental illness is a good idea, I can't wait for it to bite you retards in the ass. It likely already has. I'm still waiting on the score. Really, all of the shit you supposedly care about is MAKE BELIEVE. And if I'm not willing to play along I'm some variation of 'the wrong type of person' and the value of my life reduces to an integer. What's you're justification? Well, I said that the value of your life could be represented as an integer. Uno reverse. It literally 1 of the only 2 things you're capable of mentally."

by Hym Iam April 2, 2024