Consistent through-line

Nope. I told you not to do that. Called it fault adjacent.

Hym "I mean there is a pretty consistent through-line..."

Trans athletes

Oh, should you not have to compete with people based on certain mental disorders? Because when I said that I was told to go fuck myself but ok. I guess we're doing this now...

Hym "Oh? Is having to complete with trans athletes not fair? Well, life isn't fair, idiot! Ha! Should have been born with a bigger dick you dumb motherfuckers hahahahahahahaaa!"

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Facebook needs to shut the fuck up with that "Would you like to see more content like this?"

Facebook "Would you like to see more content like this?"
*Show More* *Show Less*

Hym "Neither motherfucker! Get the fuck off my screen! I am currently seeing an adequate amount of the content of which you speak. I want neither to increase nor decrease the amount of this content. Where's the 'X' to get this off my screen? There isn't one. If I wanted more of the content I would search for it or click on more of it to manipulate the algorithm. Go fuck yourself. You are not helping me. If you wanted to help you would be paying me to tolerate your bullshit. And you're not... You're not doing that. Worthless! Absolutely worthless! Instead you are giving me a binary choice (unprompted) and forcing me to either tolerate your bullshit resting within my cone of vision or choose an option. Neither of which coincide with my desire. Go fuck yourself!"

Happening

But that’s what happening here, isn’t it?

Hym “Right but you’re using the power of promotion against me. That’s what’s happening. Also, I don’t think Russell appreciates being called a narcissist all the time (and for that reason I think your diagnosis is wrong)....”

Iam “Holy shit dawg! Bison is delicious!”

Hym “Huh?”

Iam “Yeah, I saved you a bite.”

Hym “ A bite!? What happened to the rest of it!?” *Nom* “.... Yah, thash gud...” *Nom*

Iam “Right?”

Hym “Mmm... Ok. Back to what I was saying...”

Iam “Ha! Look at this!”

Hym “Stop interrupting!”

Iam “No look!”

Hym 😤 “... The Joker tried to warn you? THAT’S ME! Hahahahaha! Is that what I did? Ha! Hilarious!”

Iam “Heh, yeah... I hate watching stuff like that...”

Hym “I’ve completely lost track of where I was going with this... I’ll come back to it. That’s funny though.”

You succeeded

I know! You were brilliant! I loved that interview! I wouldn't say "he held his own" I'd say "He floundered and was evasive" but I was very proud of you for that.

Hym "You succeeded! It was a good interview. I mean, he lost my vote the second he banned Assassination classroom. No one should vote for him now. 0 votes. That's how many he should get."

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Fundamentalists

NOPE! NOPE! THE WHOLE THING! THE WHOLE ENTIRE THING! ALL OF IT!

A Moron "The fundamentalists-"

Hym "NOPE! All of them. The entire point... Of religion... Is to get other people to do it... Or generate consequences for not doing it... With either action or inaction... And breed more people to do the thing... All of them. Religion is bad. Entirely antithetical to freedom. It is literally a slavery incest cult. Stop calling it 'whiteness.' Stop calling it 'settler colonialism.' Stop calling it 'nationalism.' Stop calling it 'fundamentalism.' What does it even mean, 'fundamentalist?' Which Christians are the good Christians? 'The Christians who don't bastardize the text in such a way that's inconvenient for me and my political views.' Those are the 'Non-fundamentalist' Christians. Get that shit out of here. They're bad. The religion is evil. Promoting the religion is bad. Bad. Get rid of it. It's the whole-ass religion. Not just the fundamentalist. All of them. They aren't relatively better than one another. By being a part of it (much like weaponized schizophrenia) they demonstrate their willingness to deny reality, lie, and impose their will on others.

Wanda

Ok... He's how you make something that isn't shit: So, Necro-Dr. Strange fights Wanda and loses. Instead of giving America Chavez a bullshit, cliche "You're so much stronger than you know you just have to BELIEVE!!!!" speech; he just loses. Wanda goes to steal America's powers she gets scared and opens up a portal to the other universe. Then the OTHER Wanda gets involved and you get a Wanda on Wanda fight. The other universe's Wanda loses (because she doesn't use the darkhold and is, therefore, weaker than MCEU Wanda) and, as she does, she is thrown through the portal to the universe she inhabits. MCEU Wanda follows through the portal and gloats as the kids rush over to their Wanda "Mom! Mom! Get up!" As MCEU Wanda approaches, the reality around them begins to distorted along with the voices of the kids. MCEU Wanda looks around, confused, as the illusion fades away around them. IT WAS A GRIEF DOME! IT WAS A GRIEF DOME THE WHOLE TIME! (Like the one from WandaVision!) So MCEU Wanda learns that her fantasy of living out the rest of her days with her children WAS A LIE! It turns out that ALL of the Wandas in ALL of the universes resign themselves to a life of isolation where they create an illusory dome and live out their motherhood fantasy because her kids aren't real!!! MCEU Wanda is dissolutioned.

She returns to her universe and she can collapse the temple on herself (whatever that's find I guess). Necro Dr. Stranger taps into America Chavez's mind (with magic or something) and opens up a portal to get himself and Rachel out of the universe they're in blah blah blah movie over there's of it is fine.

Hym "OoOoOoOoOoOoOo!!! Isn't that better!? Sent a chill down your spine didn't it? The big reveal at the end? THAT is how you write something that doesn't suck! THAT is the ending of a Wanda movie that audiences don't hate! It's almost like I'm a genius who wrote a Hypertext upon which a multitude of anime characters, songs, and movie characters are based. None of which conflate the intimations of the text with the references in the hypertext. I would like to know how people know who I am and what I look like now, please. And who's profiting from my likeness."