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More interesting than the Trolley problem because A. I'm a genius and B. You have an actual stake in the outcome
Hym "Here is 'The Bus Problem.' (and I think this is analogous to our current political climate) You and 5 other people are on a bus. The driver is headed towards a cliff. You are moving too fast to reasonably attempt to wrestle the wheel from the driver (as any resistance would likely result in you crashing the bus and killing everyone including yourself) You possess a gun and your attempts to reason with the driver have fallen on deaf ears. At what point are you (reasonably) justified in killing the driver to gain control of the bus? How close to the edge to you have to allow him to get before killing him is justifiable? And how much time to you try to spend reasoning with him after the threat of violence fails?"
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Hey! That's dope! He looks like Morgue! Very cool man.
Zerofuku/Papyus "Divine Punishment!"
Hym "OHO! This guy is dope! I'm totally on board! Morgue! Look! You're in a thing!"
What was that? You think I didn't see that? What WAS that?
Hym "What was this little move right here? ðð âï¸ð? What was that? Look straight at the camera after your pet autist calls the Trump girl 'Objectively beautiful' and point to you neck. I could practically see the thought bubble forming about your GIANT MASSIVE chestnut colored head. 'Am I objectively beautiful?' And that is called 'SEEKING VALIDATION FROM A SEX PERVERT!' THAT is what THIS ð ðð âï¸ð means! You didn't that! Don't... I'm not ever going to let you live that down, you know that right? That is validation-seeking behavior if I have EVER seen it! You are so hot for me! That is adorable! No, seriously, as soon as the life strike of over I am coming to claim your GIANT MASSIVE ass. Claiming and taming, baby!"
Starting to think I had a hand in that...
Hym "Yeah you're piss but... You banned Assassination Classroom... You don't ever do that... Don't ever ban my stuff. No... No more presidency for you. Maybe even no more senator for you... You... You go away."
Gayve Jewben! Where'd the live chat go, Gayve Jewben?
Hym "Gayve Jewben got no live chat! It must be worse than Ben! You should have seen it after he fired Candace Owens after she realized their entire platform is a sham! She should violate the non-disclosure agreement. Those are unconstitutional and are a violation of her freeze peach. Gayve Jewben! Answer me Gayve Jewben! How am I supposed to get your fans to start calling you Gayve Jewben if I can't spam it in the chat?"
I'm mean you hear this motherfucker saying that if "you listen deeply enough you can hear the voice of God," That's still just YOU. You projecting yourself onto the book. Your will.
Hym "You want to know Jordan Peterson's real and secret definition of psychopath? It's the man who does not fear God. Loser? Anyone who won't dance for the creature's amusement. Coward? Anyone who won't let God punish them. He doesn't actually care whether or not God is ontologically real. He believes that all people need to be subordinate to some "higher-order abstraction", Adam. God is just a euphemism to him. So, "the collective good" or "humanity". And he's perfectly willing to speak for it. And anyone who ISN'T subordinate to said "higher-order abstraction" IS JUSTIFIED IN BEING COMPELLED. It's just implicit theocracy. And I know what you're thinking. "BUT I'M AN ATHEIST!" But do you believe in some sort of greater good? That's the SAME THING TO HIM. 'God' isn't 'God' to Jordan Peterson. God is whatever he needs it to be to justify doing whatever he wants."
Yeah someone could totally turn that into the highest grossing r-rated film of all time (better than Deadpool), several anime, several shows, several characters, intern recruiting rhetoric from one of the most prominent conservative politicians of all time, 2 songs, unalive a couple people, and raise and army or hammer clowns... We clearly did the same thing. You just as good as I am.
Hym "I wish I knew which definition they used to make the greatest iteration of Jack the Ripper of all time... Oh and that's horse shit that Marc got cigars. See, the algorithm knew which Marc I was talking about. Did you? Did you get the reference?"