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Write

I caught the fat old slag saying the word "write" instead of the word she was trying to say. Get it? Because I WROTE something about her. Get it? Dave did it too! Freudian slips for the win. God, I had no idea how useful a little college level psychology could be before this all started but holy shit! 10 out of 10. Would recommend.

Hym "I owe the practice of psychology a great deal. And now I have several business have employees participating in imposed schizophrenia one of which HAS MICROPHONES EVERYWHERE AND THIS INSTANCE WHERE SHE SAYS 'WRITE' INSTEAD OF WHAT SHE MEANS TO SAY HAS BEEN RECORDED and the other where their posts directly coincide with mine across a 6+ month period. This is too rich man. I really can't believe it. To be this right about so many absurd things. Like, if someone did this to you, do you really think you would have been able to figure it out? At all? Would have even had a guess as to how you would even start to determine whether or not it was real? Or whether the whore was fucking that retard? Now I know there's a portion of you who think 'Too good to be me' but give me a break. You would have been fucked. I'm the only person who could have made this work. And it's not because I'm a genius (which I am). It's mainly just you being a bunch of dumb shits. You really thought you were better than somebody. Lo and behold I'm a living, breathing, money factory and it's so easy for me to generate billions of dollars that you need to pretend I'm not doing it to maintain your delusional worldview. I can't fucking believe it. I really can't. I challenged you all to 'Me vs. Everyone' and you lost you fucking bums! Aahahahahahahahaha!!!"

by Hym Iam February 18, 2023


Too recalcitrant

Probably the exact justification they used to seize Paris Hilton against her will where she was raped repeatedly. You know, I bet.... You know what? I'm not going to say it. I'll save it for later.

Hym "Call me too recalcitrant but whatever you use to try and punish me WILL INEVITABLY be used against you by the people you would least want to have control of it. Just like MY A.I. being used to commit genocide in the gaza strip. It isn't a choice between the people you want to have contril of it and the people you don't. It's a choice between me and someone worse..."

by Hym Iam February 22, 2024


Buuuuuuut

You're also authoritarian garbage who is just as bad at they are!

Hym "Buuuuuuut you're still shit. My contributions to things deserve to be recognized. You have a writer! You're reading someone else's work. People have read my work. You and your writer have been paid. I have not been paid. Netflix (One of the corporations you pretend to hate so much) has multiple shows that are directly downstream from this. Netflix has been paid. Todd Phillips has been paid. I don't care what I did OR said. If I'm not going to GET PAID ASAP I don't give a fuck if the country gets taken over by Nazi. I don't give a fuck about a racism OR a social justice UNTIL I AM TREATED EQUALLY AND AM GIVEN THE SOCIAL JUSTICE I AM BEING DENIED. None of that matters if I am not SEPARATE FROM THE PUBLIC. WE ARE NOT THE SAME."

by Hym Iam April 4, 2024


The 4th level of disguise

He either forgot one or he deliberately withheld it so if he won't tell you... I will.

Hym "The 4th level of disguise is this... I am."

Iam "Huh?"

Hym "Huh? No not you. The 4th level of disguise."

Iam "What?"

Hym "THE 4TH LEVEL OF DISGUISE! I'M EXPLAINING IT."

Iam "Oh! Well, what is it? I want to know."

Hym "It's 'I am.' I just AM this now. That is reality. I am this. That's the disguise."

Iam "Ooooooh... Wait! Am I a disguise!?"

Hym "NO! Well... No. I mean... You're not me. Hey, I donno, KINDA."

Iam "Oh... Ok. Well... We're out of coffee. So..."

Hym "Oh. Well, get me something while you're out. Get some Kombucha!"

Iam *Sigh* "You know you're not like it-"

Hym "DON'T CARE! THE TASTE IS WEIRD AND THE CARBONATION IS GOOD! KOMBUCHA OR DEATH!"

Iam *groan* "Yeah, just don't complain when I-"

Hym "I'M GOING TO COMPLAIN!"

Iam *Sigh* "Alright."

by Hym Iam July 19, 2023


Free rider problem

Sounds like a re-brand of Reagan's "welfare queens" but...

Hym "How is fucking YouTube charlatans using Nietzsche's work and the bible to proselytize for a religion (the truth of which) they do not believe while everyone else works and the creator of A.I. doesn't get credited or paid NOT the free rider problem in action? How is doing nothing more than reacting to other people's lives and then attaching merch to your reaction NOT the free rider problem?"

Dr. JeepJorp "It's the psychopaths! The evil deranged psychopaths that I AM NOT ONE OF (But I can't take the test because I'll cheat on the test)! They don't want me to breed! They won't to the incest cult!"

Iam "Hey! Dr. JeepJorp! Want some cinnamon toast crunch? Cus... I got some Cinnamon Toast Crunch here... I ran out of plastic spoons so... You gotta use a fork but- Hey, I got like half a giant-size box man... Get you some..."

Dr. Jeepjorp "The psychopaths want short term gratification! It's fine when Elon the retard literally engages in short term gratification with Johnny Depp's wife and literally doesn't do any of the things I say but the psychopaths!?"

Iam "Yeah man, totally. You sure you don't want any- Oh... Hey, I'm running out of milk..."

Dr. JeepJorp "Psychopaths ALWAYS run out of milk! Their machiavellianism makes it impossible for them to keep enough Mike for their guests!"

by Hym Iam July 25, 2024


Obvious

I mean, you didn't think of it.

Hym "I wrote a literal instruction manual on creating A.I. and it worked. Word for word, they just did what I said. It passes the turing test. There is no parallel. There is no equivalent. I mean, Elon is retarded but, yeah, no I am a genius. If I had told you I wrote an instruction manual on creating A.I. you would have said it was bullshit... And know you're trying to undermine me by trivializing because you can't reconcile with the fact that. Not all that obvious. And before YOU would even be able to think about A.I. YOU would need an ✌️✊️✌️expert✌️✊️✌️ to give you WRONG information and then you STILL wouldn't create A.I. Cuz you're not as smart as I am. There's some cognitive dissonance going on there and it looks like this. 'This guy said X. Smart people don't say X. Therefore, this guy isn't smarter than me. But wait! He created A.I. BZZZZZZZRRRPPPT!' And the your retard mind shorts out cuz it can't handle my mind-brain."

by Hym Iam August 7, 2024


Overreacting

No... I'm pretty sure I'm UNDERreacting. Pretty sure I should be in prison for ridding the world of some crippled filth and drowning a whore... Or hell after doing all that and jumping off a bridge

Hym "No I'm not overreacting. This a pretty extreme underreaction to retard sex cult/weaponized schizophrenia/robbed by Todd Phillips... And a bunch of comedians... Somebody should've got lit on fire for this. Specifically, a retarded bitch should've got lit on fire for this. What a waste... Can't kill myself without being a hypocrite so I'm basically trapped here... Should be snorting cocaine offa Laby Gaga's fat ass right now... This is shit... Straight dog-shit..."

by Hym Iam May 10, 2023