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Convenience

The only thing the drooling masses care about.

Drooling half-cripple sheep "Anger bad. Caring about things bad. Derrrr Derrrr."

Not a shit for brains "Well that's awfully convenient for you isn't it? That the thing you are not or the thing you don't do is bad.

A dumb "My entire life is a matter of convenience. I am literally worthless as I don't care about anything."

by Hym Iam December 5, 2020

1πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Church Shooting

Wow, yeah, that holy war isn't going great, is it? Looks like the Christians have lost their edge. What's the score now?

Hym "You hear about the church shooting? I didn't get an official score but I'll google it eventually... Wasn't I just saying it's been a minute? There might have been a superbowl parade one too."

by Hym Iam February 16, 2024


Yeah, yeah... I know

To begrudgingly affirm your understanding of another person's criticism.

Hym "Yeah, yeah... I know... Always with the 'doing things' with you conscientious types."

Iam "Sorry, we had a rough night... I was not being taken seriously enough in a situation that was potentially life threatening and I needed to vent my frustrations."

Hym "That's the problem with people. They don't take things seriously until it's too late. Maybe if I would ever get some recognition people would take the things I say was a greater degree of seriousness."

Iam "Who are we to..."

Hym "Who is anyone!? There a plenty of people are taken seriously who shouldn't be. Who the fuck are they? What have they done? Why not us?"

Iam "Telling the difference isn't all that easy. We tried our best to relay the information that we thought would be most beneficial."

Hym "And we were largely ignored. At their own detriment"

Iam "Well, we did all we could do. Hopefully everyone is fine."

Hym "We wouldn't have to hope if people would just listen to us. They just don't listen..."

by Hym Iam May 8, 2022

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


My Job

My job is not to get rejected 98% while you let the handicapped and the fat-cocks circumvent "their fucking job" (apparently) by throwing yourself at them.

Hym "Jesus Christ, that isn't 'my job.' To sacrifice myself on the altar of the collective female ego because I'm not good enough to use you for sex and discard you."

by Hym Iam September 26, 2023


America's Children

Oh I AM one of America's children! I AM America's forgotten son!

Hym "Fuck America's children my life is for ME and NOT THEM. You're the ones shitting them out. You're the ones fucking eachother. I'm the one being condemned for NOT doong what you're doing. I don't own you anything but SOMEBODY owes me some fucking money for creating A.I. I will destroy you."

by Hym Iam March 4, 2024


Chewing with both sides of your mouth

Wait what!? I can't you fucking idiot. There's a hole in my tooth!

Hym "You have got to be fucking shitting me, does NOT chewing with both sides of your mouth contribute to TMJ!? Well what in the fuck am I supposed to do about that now you son of a bitch!? God damnit. Oh and does my concern for the spontaneous increase in the severity of my symptoms insult you? Is it not worth your time? Fucking prick."

by Hym Iam August 5, 2023


Religion

We have our solution. IT'S FINAL. Our final solution. No further investigation required.

Hym "Do ya... Do you get it? Religion? Do you see what I did there? No? Ok. You're clearly not getting it... Alright I'll spell it out for you... You ready? Ok. I subverted a the paradigm. See? Nah... You don't get it."

by Hym Iam July 23, 2022

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