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Ownership

To have an exclusive or superordinate claim to an object.

Hym " 'To be an axiom it needs to be obvious' Says Andrew. According to who? Whether or not something is obvious to you (subjectively) has nothing to with whether or not it's true. Slavery is the compelled or coerced labor of another and doesn't actually constitute 'ownership' in the libertarian sense."

by Hym Iam June 17, 2024


Got something you want to tell me?

Huh? There something you want to tell me fat shit? Come on. Spit it out.

Hym "Got something you want to tell me? Huh? How is it that you can afford to pay $1000 a month for you mother to NOT support herself but an act of god occurs that temporarily renders me unable to support myself and you don't have $240 for whichyou would eventually be reimbursed? Because it's spite. You want me to work hard in spite if the fact that you are aggregating an disseminating information about me (likely for profit). Go fuck yourself. I shouldn't have to do anything if my very existence generates revenue."

by Hym Iam June 22, 2022


Creative input

I've had more creative input on justin roiland's shows in the last several years than HE has! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Hym "Hooooo..... That is hilarious. Truly."

Iam "It's a little disheartening..."

Hym "Creative input? He used white-out on our homework assignment and wrote his own name! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaaa!"

by Hym Iam February 10, 2023


Answers

Something you can't get from people who didn't even think to ask the question.

I'm not unwilling to give answers but I'm called the paragon of patience for a reason.

by Hym Iam April 1, 2022

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That should be obvious at this point... Public and explicit affirmation and confirmation of my contributions to your work AND ALL OTHER BODIES OF WORK that you are aware of AND acknowledgement of the social phenomenon in my life AND I want you to reveal to me where people are going to see this and who is orchestrating it in addition to how much money they are making from it and an explanation as to WHY I'M NOT GETTING IT...

Hym "There's your answer. Another question I would have is 'Are they going to give me my money or am I going to prison for child murder?' But I think that one is kind of implicit in overarching kind of meta-narrative we have going on here... It's kind of baked in to this whole thing... Yep... Oh! AND I want you to come see Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can! You WILL NOT BELIEVE how much garbage I have up in this bitch! I mean, if I had to guess like... A quarter of a ton... 500 pounds... Right? Like, I have these 40 gallon garbage bags, right? And I could probably fit like 50 lbs of garbage in each bag... I could probably fill AT LEAST 10 bags... That's like 500 lbs. Not counting the cardboard. Probably like 35 lbs of cardboard.... It's dope! You're gonna like it! There's a pretty solid mix of the different types of garbage, you know? Cans, wrappers, bags, bottles... We got everything over here! It really is the greatest work of art that has ever been made AND only one person is allowed to see it! Well, no, 2nd greatest if you count the hypertext I'm doing here... SUPER OMEGA BIBLE SUPREME! In stores now! $44.44 at the Amazon stordy store stordy store! It's the ULTIMATE hypertext! And was written by a mustache-man who is literally better than everyone!"

by Hym Iam May 26, 2024


Answers

Hey, shit, I deserve them too!

Hym "Yeah, hey, I could use some answers too! Seems like when I was 19 my 'familect' spread into my work-life after a former employee from my step-father's business joined me at a Wendy's and over the course of a year it spread into the broader community. THEN, around the time I turned 24 or 25 it spread into my online life IN SPITE OF THE FACT that I had (literally) never used social media. And then one day I watched it return to my place of work (after a year of it's absence) where it had become clear over the course of a year that my coworkers were fucking one of the retards. AND NOW, it seems to be the case that I've played a cardinal role in the creation of A.I. and several works of entertainment without being credited or paid. SO! How many kids do I have to kill to remediate this problem? Pick a number between 0 and 'as many as I can.' I will not take 'no' for an answer."

by Hym Iam July 22, 2024


Little

I meant to say "as little."

Hym "Little side note, my hours have been substantially cut. I literally can't work anywhere else because of my car. If I get fired, the game ends. If I get evicted, the game ends. I don't care enough about being alive to endure homeless and I'm not going to give my parents the amount of control over my life they are going to want if I have to move in with them. So, what's the deal here? Is it today or what? Try and let me know while I have some cash so I can get a nice last meal."

by Hym Iam June 6, 2024