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Honking

Some guy honked at me repeatedly today. I didn't do anything wrong.

Hym "Some guy honking at me doesn't stop me from tilting the wheel while someone's kid is walking down the street. I can make you stop. I shouldn't have to but I can. And, no, it's not that you all know each other it's that you all know me and are on the medium that is being used to follow me. If my life doesn't have any value then neither does your shitty soon-to-be-slut daughter. Fuck your kids."

by Hym Iam June 01, 2022


Jigokuraku

Hell's Paradise slaps! It slams!

Hym "Ok... They're sending criminals to a spooky island... Ok... Spooky island monsters... Eh? Androgynous hermaphrodites!? Oh no! Unkillable Androgynous Hermaphrodites!? No! They threw him in the plant pit! Ooooh no! What is happening right now? Oooh no! It's going to be one of THOSE... Oh, wait, it might be fine... Oooooh no... This is tragic... You need to watch Jigokuraku... Oh man... I'm sad now..."

by Hym Iam June 04, 2024


Atheism IS to blame

Actually if your consider religion to be this telephone game of charlatanism and WHAT ATHEISTS ACTUALLY DO TO CHRISTIANS. Which is "You see ACTUALLY wouldn't Jesus want you to do and believe what I'M saying? ACTUALLY it should be me. Jesus ACTUALLY would agree wit me."

Hym "So Atheism IS to blame. If you actually believed that I was going to burn your soul forever you might do what you're doing or you might not still be doing what you're doing but your sure as hell wouldn't pretend to be me. If it said don't kill and you kill. If it said don't steal and you steal. And you leave the people who actually believe no choice but to receed into their own solipsistic existence. That's what Sam Harris wants to do. That's what the religion wants to do. Everyone wants to do exactly that."

by Hym Iam July 06, 2025


*Shoulder their cross

*Do what I say. It literally just means "Do what I say"

Der Führer JeepJorp "Well, that depends on how many people are willing to *Shoulder their cross (Do what I say) and busy themselves with trivial nonsense while I DER FÜHRER JEEPJORP HAVE ALL THE CONTROL! AND ALL THE MONEY! I'LL HAVE ALL THE CURATED CONVERSATIONS! AND PEOPLE WILL THINK HOW I TELL THEM TO THINK! AND IF THEY DON'T... I'LL TAKE EVERYTHING FROM THEM! I'M SAVING THEM! I'M SAVING THEM FROM THE POST-MODERNIST NEO-MARXISTS! I'M SAVING THEM ALL!!!"

by Hym Iam April 06, 2024


Show a little humility

You assaulted an old man in a bar you piece of shit.

Matt Brown "Show a little humility!"

Hym "I created A.I. and you assaulted an old man in a bar. No."

by Hym Iam May 28, 2024


Ambition

Well... I was going to say neither.

Hym "Half of my ambition has already been attained and regardless of whether or not I'm lazy I've had greater results than anyone will ever have. You are only able to deny, de-legitimize, and trivialize until I get that money and not a single person is willing to give up the life of their child just to withhold sucess from someone who has already suceeded. Much like child murder, this was over the second I decided to do it. It's been over for years. You are fumbling desperately to stop the bleeding from your freshly cut throat."

by Hym Iam January 04, 2025


Andrew Tate Shovel Hook

Perfect. Absolutely perfect.

Hym "Andrew Tate shovel hook is the best I've ever seen. Right hand, left hand, doesn't matter. Set's it up nicely. Always downs."

by Hym Iam July 17, 2023