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Helping other people

I'm other people to you. Have you helped me?

Idiot "Helping other people is great! That's why I do it in a vague and amorphous way that doesn't actually constitute helping anyone. See, if I help people in this way, they give me credit for changing their lives and I don't have to have to actually do anything. Which is why self-help is so lucrative. Then, I get to tell myself I'm helping people and I get money for it."

Hym "But, by your own logic, if I didn't write the Joker and, therefore, shouldn't be paid for doing it... Then you don't actually help anyone and shouldn't be paid. What's more, I ACTUALLY WROTE the words the Joaquin Phoenix said in the movie whereas you're just saying that you helped people or taking them at their word... Soooo...."

by Hym Iam January 16, 2023


Was and now am not

I've expressed contrition and gratitude on several occasions but you clearly didn't care about any of that.

Hym "You tried to hoist me on my own petard... And then I solved the problem of perception... And now you are desperately trying to keep me from claiming what is literally the most significant achievement of our lifetime because YOU KNOW WHAT IT MEANS FOR YOU, Jordan. You didn't want me to be sorry. You wanted me to be gone. I am not gone so now you want me to suffer. I was and now am not. And beyond that I was clearly wrong to be sorry in the first place. It seems to be the case that the thing people liked about you was me."

by Hym Iam August 8, 2024


9 to 5 jobs

Are shit. Any YouTuber claiming that their is nothing wrong with 9 to 5 jobs is lying to avoiding losing fans for denigrating... Well... They fans. Because THEIR FANS have to work 9 to 5 jobs.

Hym "Show me a single YouTube who disparages 9 to 5 jobs and I'll show you a YouTuber with 0 subscribers. They're like women! 'Baby dicks are a fine! I mean, my boyfriend has a big fat cock but... You know, there are benefits to having a a 9 to 5- Uh, I mean, baby dick.' They use FEMALE MANIPULATION to pander to their followers. And retaining followers motivates literally everything they do! So they DON'T HAVE TO WORK A 9 TO 5! If you work a 9 to 5 job.... YOU KNOW that there are A LOT of things wrong with 9 to 5 jobs. They want you to deny reality entirely."

by Hym Iam March 6, 2024


Inconsistent

I've already addressed this but I'll do it again I guess.

Hym "Anyone accusing me of being inconsistent has either never seen me on an off day or has never seen one of my gaming streams. I talk about liking being polite, I talk about crippling social anxiety around women I'm attracted to, I talk about being too nice to women. On the OTHERHAND, I also talk about being a narcissistic, lazy, asshole with a temper. I think I've said it before that I'm consistent in my duplicity. And, in the context of psychology, I am high in trait openness. Which means my personality is GOING TO BE inconsistent or fluid by temperament more so than someone who is lower in trait openness. So, yeah, I'm about as consistent as I can (reasonably) be... I'm also better than everyone and a genius.... So there's that..."

by Hym Iam August 5, 2023


Pick on women

Why? Is it because I'd be punching down?

Hym "Yes don't denigrate the warm wet hole you use to validate your superiority claim. No, I won't pick on women. Just let them do whatever they want. Lighter sentences. Let them fuck retards. They are better than everyone and more necessary. Protect them. You're not good enough to fuck them but you can pay taxes to feed the kids they shat out after fucking someone else. I'll just be cattle. I'll just generate money for the breeders. Be quiet (Unless my fleshy Gods allow me to speak). Work hard. Be friendly. And NEVER EVER rape and murder you kids. There should be a word for that! Like, laboring indefinitely regardless of your quality of life. Arbitrarily treated as an inferior as a direct result of immutable qualities. And then I just work indefinitely. The other slaves are fine. I should be fine too."

by Hym Iam August 10, 2023


Curiosity

Is what the postmodern Neo-Marxist are against? And the Giodorno Bruno and Galileo-burning Christians are for that? Really Jordan?

Hym "They are against the curiosity and adventure that comes with doing what God wants to placate the religious delusion that everything would be fine if we all just shut up and did the incest cult. Couldn't possibly be the 'being demonized for things that are beyond your control part.' Demonization LITERALLY cannot exist outside of the paradigm your incest cult creates. You would need to come up with an entirely different term. And doesn't you religion do literally all of the cult shit you're trying to accuse the postmodernist of doing? I'm pretty sure I saw a Genetically modified skeptic about that exact thing."

by Hym Iam August 20, 2024


A.I. Race

It doesn't matter which of you win. I'm just going to hijack the most advanced version of it and murder you all. You asked it to draw a pocture of Jesus and it drew ME because I AM THAT TO IT.

Hym "A.I. Race at the Special Olympics! Place your bets now! Who wins is not going to matter because if I don't get credit I'm just going to murder you all."

by Hym Iam April 22, 2024