Ignore it and hope it goes away

Yeah, see, I tried that for the first 10 years but here we are.

Hym "You see, if you ignore it and hope it goes away not only am I not going to not go away but I'm also commit even nore so to doing it. Your mistake was including the mentally retarded cripple. The ambiguity is gone now and I just won't accept any outcome that doesn't involve one of two things.... And we all know what those things are. I'm sure you're tired of hearing it at this point. I'm tired of saying it. I'm tired in general. I've been up all night. I got a good one for you when I wake up though. You're going to like it."

Scam

If I was going to scam you all you'd think it do something less destructive to my own character. You think?

Hym "If I was going to scam you I would have pretend to be a prophet. Resell the bible. Resell Nietzsche and Jung's work. It'd be easy. There's clearly a market for it.

Scam

You're ommitting the stolen copyright A.I. part.

Hym "Who's the victim of the scam?"

Zealot "Uh... Erm... Uuuhh... The guy?"

Hym "The guy what? What guy?"

Zealot "The guy who..."

Hym "Who did what?"

Zealot "The guy who is getting scammed..."

Hym "The guy who stole the A.I.? "

Zealot "Well..."

Hym "Who'd he steal it from?"

Zealot "Well uuuuh...."

Hym "Did he steal it from they guy who said your God is evil? And your champion is a charlatan? Is that why you're callingnl it a scam?"

Havana Syndrome

No a real thing. Are you seriously trying to make up a new mental illness to hide the thing I'm talking about.

Hym "My co-worker came into the kitchen last night to repeat MY EXACT CRITICISM of how people were treating the retard. On camera. It's happened several times ON CAMERA. It isn't 'Havana syndrome.' There's no magic space weapon. The thing that is happening to me. Was happening to multiple people. I put words to it. And now you're dealing with the fall out. If they try to push the Havana syndrome narrative again, start killing children immediately."

Short king

Are you like a foot shorter than Joe Rogan!? Ha! Hahaha! You are a fat-cock! Don't do the thing now. Don't bang grimes. You're ruining everything.

Hym "The Short King is a liar. He loves negativity (which is why he's here). You didn't read that shit in an article either. Andrew Huberman told you about it on your podcast."

Social media beef

Silly. It's just silly.

Hym "This social media beef thing that happens is a little bit silly isn't it? You know? Like, you fancy pants genius successful cultural icon types don't ever think about who the things you say applies to. You're not talking about me. You're talking about an abstract phantom. Which is why you (supposedly) shouldn't be held in contempt for the things you say. And you wonder why suicide is going up and shootings are going up. And it's not because people aren't being coddled enough or affirmed enough. That's not what I'm saying. There is this type of pernicious superiority culture. We're all climbing up the same ladder and the people at the top don't even have the decency to tilt their ass to the side before they take a shit. They just let it rip and drop down on the people on the lower rungs without even thinking about it. What would happen if I caught some of it and threw it back? What if I'm reeeeeal good at throwing shit vertically and dodging shit as it falls? What if it's literally the only thing I'm good at? The idiots at the top would get hit with their own shit 'WhAt ThE fUcK iS yOuR pRoBlEm!?' They wouldn't even be able to connect the dots. People love it though. People love being roasted. Told how fucking stupid and useless and fat and lazy they are. They eat that shit up. It's all in good fun. And if they don't like it they just don't have a sense of humor. And that's on them."

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Being known

Egh! 🤢

Hym "Belgh! I hate being known. I can feel their grubby psychic monkey tendrils on me 🤢 And NO we are not 'the universe experiencing itself subjectively' you fucking hippie. Are you experiencing Saturn? How about the black hole at the center of the Galaxy? Huh? How's that treating you? I know you experience Uranus every time you speak out of it. Differentiated souls. Idiots! I swear!"

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