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It doesn't make sense to me

"I mean, I'm reading it how you're reading it and I'm like 'It doesn't make any sense!' "

Hym "That isn't how I'm reading it though so no... That's not what you're doing. This is what I was talking about earlier. The assertion that our disagreement comes from MY failure to comprehend information. It's not that it doesn't make sense to me it's that Leviticus IS a slavery and animal sacrifice instruction manual. It outlines exactly how it wants you to treat slaves and it tells you exactly how many animals you have to kill to forgive sin. I'm not failing to understand anything. I think I made a fallacy out of that? Did we ever find out if that was already a thing or not? Argumentum ad Comprehendum? Is there already one that is like that? New fallacy! Humanity's greatest schilar of reason!"

by Hym Iam August 2, 2023


Fat cocks

Wrong! Wrong idiot.

Hym "Ohoho! OR! OR the attractive ones are more likely to date the fat cocks. They're dating the fat cocks in the first place so they aren't going to date down. The UNATTRACTIVE ones (on the other hand) are going to have to settle for the small dick. They settle for the small dick and then when left in proximity with a fat cock they just fuck a fat cock behind your back. Even if he's mentally retarded. CRITICAL FAT COCK THEORY! It answers EVERYTHING! The women are better at guessing because they know which ones they are going cheat with. The ones guessing based on fat cock are more likely to guess correctly. CRITICAL FAT COCK THEORY! It is literally the answer. To everything. It entirely explains human history AND society AND sociology. It explains everything! Now by my book. It's free on whereever this is getting redirected but buy it anyway. I've sovled the riddle. CRITICALFATCOCKTHEORY! In stores now. $29.95! It's 4 cents cheaper than Jordan's book and is actually correct. It's a steal for that price! I'm practically giving it away! But wait! If you act now, I'll throw in the official soundtrack 'Clarion Cry of the Undead' for only $5 MORE! THAT'S $50 VALUE! A $50 value for only $34.95! Buy now! Or I'll male it rain cricket and kill all your first borns!"

by Hym Iam March 19, 2023

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Fat cocks

"I know men who are ugly as fuck hetting laid every night" ~ Onlyfans girl

Hym "Do they have fat cocks? Because that will do it. That's how you know that this redpill 'confidence' and 'height' shit is just a euphemism. For real. You know it's the fat cocks you bitch."

by Hym Iam April 28, 2023


Do you believe that the truth will set you free?

I don’t like the question. It’s a weird way to frame it.

Dr. I’m running out of names “Do you believe that the truth will set you free?”

Iam “I don’t like the question. And I don’t like it because it’s a loaded question. There’s this implicit assumption that I’m subjugated and then we get into this semantic realm where we’re trying to figure out what we’re being freed from and it’s just not all that interesting. ‘Well, through truth we’re freed from our ignorance’ and that’s just a banal answer that doesn’t really answer the question in spite of the fact that it answers the question. Beyond that you could say that ‘Well, we are all subjugated by those who lie with impunity and only the truth can free us from the illusory world they’ve created’ and that’s not very entertaining either. Better question (or more interesting as least) would be ‘What happens if you tell the truth about me?’ Do you lie to keep the devil in his cage? Even though God told you not to? Do you eat the forbidden fruit? He did tell you not to do it but he knows damn well your going to do it. You tell the truth I’m out of the cage. ‘What does he do when he’s out of the cage? What will he say? People should ignore and mock him but what happens if they don’t? I didn’t. I listen and did what he said. What does that say about me?’ Now that’s far more interesting. I had another one but I can’t quite remember...”

by Hym Iam December 2, 2022


Alex O'Connor: Mustache-man

Ohohohoho! That is great! You see what I was talking about? You see it right? It great.

Alex O'Connor: Mustache-man 🥸

Hym "Ohoho! Yeah! See what I mean? Now you have to get Chris to do it. Get Chris to do it and I'll forgive him immediately. And Destiny. I won't forgive destiny though. He still has to do a mustache though."

by Hym Iam July 25, 2024


Jealousy

Yeah, the last think you would be crying if it was men doing it. No amount of "pansexual" or "consent" would get you to accept men doing it.

Hym "If a bunch of men were fucking a retard girl in their group home, you would absolutely intervene, and if I said you were doing it because of jealousy would look at me like I was a fucking retard. Which is what I'm going to do. Because you ARE that. Which is why if they aren't fucking their lives don't matter. The worst things that happen to your daughters are justice. From a paper-cut to their last breath. I don't care."

by Hym Iam September 27, 2023


Jealousy

A nickname you can give to someone named Jean if you think they are a lousy excuse for a person.

People tend to use jealousy to reduce other people's motivations to a single point. It's not something I deal with. I don't really care if people have more than me. OTHER PEOPLE, on the other hand, care a great deal if others have more than me. They tent to care more about how little I have than I do. I live a humble life. I don't like spending money. I don't like needing money but I'm thirsty and hungry and bored all of the time so I don't really have a choice. And that's kind of the point of all this. It's the implication that I have something to be jealous about. So and so made a million dollars acting in a movie I consider objectively bad. So and so sang a song that I find annoying and not they are on my phone and in my head. So and so sleeps with all of the woman they interact with. I don't think these are things to be jealous about but if I am in a disagreement with someone they will weaponize my lack things against me. The world tends to reward competence just as much as is does ineptitude. The inverse can also be true. I don't care what people have. I just want them to make my life less difficult. I don't think success justifies itself. I don't think people deserve the things they have just because they managed to aquire said things in a way that I could not.

by Hym Iam April 4, 2022