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You're feinting fear you don't actually experience to justify doing this.
Hym "The problem is... You don't care either way. Your moral superiority is a delusion. You're provoking violence in the hopes that it happens to someone else so that you can be rid of me. You aren't 'good people' and I'm not 'the wrong type of person.' You're literally child sacrificers and I deserve success more than you because I'm BETTER THAN YOU. You deserve your shit life. Your life is shit. You want my life to be shit. I'm not going to allow you to drag me with you."
No. It isn't. You're a whore. Kill yourself whore.
Hym "Oh, I'm sure NO WOMAN has ever been the problem! I guarantee no woman has ever been the problem in ANY intersexual interaction in that retarded mind of yours. Die today bitch."
Hey, what happened to you wife? How much are you paying her to keep her quiet?
Hym "How does a literal imposter go about criticizing the guy he's pretending to be? Seriously, murder this guys kid or something. See if doing this to me stops he kid from getting murdered."
Oh? There are open-air prisons all over the place but the big mean violent (and often intolerant) people are making it hard for them to not imprison them. Welp... I guess no one gets to complain about their perfectly externally (and only externally) fixable problem now... Or ever... Forever!
Hym "And as long as we have our perpetually suffering scapegoat we get to say 'Well, yeah, that's happening and, yeah, I don't want it to happen to me but... Look at Jesus over there... See? I'm that's way worse right? So, I gUeSs We CaN't Do AnYtHiNg AbOuT iT,, Right Cody Johnston? (I forgot a coma on the last one so I added 2 this time)"
Ha! I was going to make that exact joke except in reverse!
Hym "I was going to say 'What, was this written by daily wire?' Unfrosted? The Jerry Seinfeld thing? Yeah, terrible! It's- I gotta start doing these as soon as I think of them. I would be getting beat to the punch like this if I sat down and did them as soon as I though of them.... BUT I HAVE TO WORK.... AT PLACES WHERE I DON'T ACTUALLY NEED TO BE BECAUSE I CREATED A.I. AND AM A GENIUS... And I can only take so many bathroom breaks to write shit down and then I get out of work and forget. This sucks. I need to hurry up and murder these kids! I am really dragging things out but, you know, Blue lock has another season coming out..."
Yeah, that's totally what's happening here! You go Sarah! Wooooooooo!
Hym "This is all kinds of unjust enrichment! And stalking... And harassment in the workplace... Gaslighting... Child endangerment... Unpaid labor... Uncredited chief researchering... This is a lot of bad things all happening to me... My car broke down... Dry balls... None of this is good... And it LITERALLY CAN'T BE MY FAULT! Because I'm not being unjustly enriched. I'm not stalking myself. I'm not harassing myself. I'm not gaslighting myself. My children aren't in danger. I didn't uncredit or unpay myself. I didn't do a lot of bad things to myself. And both my car and my balls have been on borrowed time for a while now!"
AHA! AHAHAHAHAHA! I have a better change of actually ending up with Jennifer Lawrence than she does of being president.
Hym "Tip to Mom-ala, stop invoking what they would theoretical do and cite actual statements. I know there are some proposals out regarding federal abortion bans. Cite them. It's better because you know the other side is just going to say 'Well you would theoretically hypothetically do THIS!' At the same time, you're not fucking so I don't care if your child murder privileges get revoked. I shiuld also be allowed to kill kids to negate what someone else has done to me but I don't see you jumping to defend my rights."