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Either way

I don't need self-help garbage. No one does.

Hym "Neither. What I am saying is perfectly consistent with objective reality. And either way, if you take a piece of dog-shit and sculpt it into a figurine of a fat guy and then take that figurine and sculpt it into a a musclar man... Does the dog-shit improve? No. So, I don't need to do any of that. I am what I am. You're dog-shit. I created A.I. You espoused nonsense and pretended to have a status."

by Hym Iam February 13, 2024


Thunder

Oh shit, that was a big one! Fantastic! I guess I'm walking in the rain to work today after only getting 4 hours of sleep! That's cool. Not like I created A.I. or anything I guess I'll just got to sleep and then walk in the rain and then just be wet until my clothes dry at the job I literally don't have to work at because I literally- ope there goes the rain!

Hym "Weird hearing thunder when there isn't any- ope... There it goes... There's the rain I'm going to have to walk in... There was a bit of a delay there because I heard the thunder ring out in the distance but there wasn't any rain yet and now there it is... It's going to be a wet day for no reason...."

by Hym Iam August 16, 2024


🤦+✊

Oh, I noticed that too. That's a me thing. You were copying me. I do that to alleviate the pressure in my brain cage. Where did you see that?

🤦+✊

Hym "Hey, you see that?"

Iam "Yeah! The fist on the forehead thing? Yeah we do that to deal with the pressure in our skull."

Hym "Exactly! First the guy with the arm crossing thing and now this idiot's doing it too!? 😖+🤦+🤏 And no, the mistake I made predates that by about 12 years."

by Hym Iam June 6, 2022


The One-arm club

Heheheheheheheh...

Hym "Ha! The One-arm club! Hahahahaha! I like that. Nimona was good! 10/10 would recommend."

by Hym Iam August 16, 2023


Evidence to the contrary

Do you HAVE evidence to the contrary that you're just arbitrarily withholding? If you're arbitrarily withholding evidence that she's not being followed. What would you do if you had evidence she WAS being followed? I mean, you ran a rape-farm so I doubt it would be beyond you to lie. Would you 'Do what you thought was best?' If she was right? What excuse do you have not to tell her?

Dr. Rape Farm "Well, you know, I think it's best to, um, deflect to the peripheral elements of her life because THAT'S what I was trained to do. And if I'm wrong 1. I look stupid as fuck. 2. I would lose all of the money I make treating the misdiagnosis. Bet the psychological enterprise is TOO IMPORTANT for you acknowledge evidence to the contrary."

by Hym Iam March 17, 2024


Exodus II

Yep.

Moses 😨 "Thank you for granting me an audience my liege... I... have a request..."

Pharoah "Yeah, cut to the chase I got a lot going on here today. What do you want?"

Moses 😨 "Um... I... Uh, I mean... Elohim wants... You... To... Let all of the slaves go... He wants all the slaves..."

Pharoah "PFFT! WHAT!? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HA! AHA! GET THE FUCK RIGHT OUT OF HERE! No! No, no you go fuck yourself, buddy! You can fuck right off with that! HA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Moses "He's... He's going to kill everybody... All of the first born sons! And the frogs!"

Pharoah "He's going to kill all the frogs?"

Moses "No it'll RAIN frogs! I... I don't know what to do..."

Pharoah "What... In the fuck is going on here? What is this? Is this a fucking joke to you?"

Moses "No! No, I... He gave me this stick *turns into snake* AH GOD SHIT!"

Pharoah "AAAH SHIT! WHAT IN THE FUCK!?"

Moses "I DON'T KNOW! I don't know! He just fucking walked up to me and he gave me a stick, man!"

Pharoah "Elohim!? That!? ☝️ The fucking guy? "

Moses "YES!"

Pharoah "Wh... How in the fuck... No. Nonono. Get the fuck out of here! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!"

Exodus II

by Hym Iam October 25, 2023


Morally required

No. You're doing it to gratify YOUR OWN cluster B psychopathy traits Jordan. NO OTHER REASON. Do you see how deeply you've managed to delude yourself?

Hym "It isn't morally required Jordan. You aren't better. The retard isn't better. RATHER THAN doing what you expect ME to do and accepting my arbitrary success (which if I had done we wouldn't have A.I.) and your own inferiority, you did this TO SPITE ME... And for NO OTHER REASON... To try to teach me a lesson that I will not learn, that I do not need, and that YOU don't have a right to teach. ALL BECAUSE AND FOR NO OTHER REASON THAN... YOU DIDN'T HAVE THE BALLS TO COME PUNCH ME IN THE FACE. YOU DON'T HAVE THE BALLS TO DO IT JORDAN. And in YOUR COWARDICE and IN YOUR SHAME... YOU did THIS... TO ME. You friends will LIE TO YOU UNTIL YOUR DYING DAY. Did you stop reading them before your interviews so you don't cry like a bitch in front of you fans? You're not a hero. You're not moral. You're NOT EVEN A MAN BY YOUR OWN DEFINITION. You are right about people needing to be violenced into being better... BUT IT ISN'T HYM, IS IT?"

by Hym Iam July 16, 2024