Mates

1. Sometimes used in England and Australia as a synonym for "Friend".

2. A movie my friend who I will call L and her sister who I will call A made and it was really bad but funny to watch because we played like every character and we tried to feed A to a vicious chipmunk and it was very mental but fun.

L, A and I: Hahahaah

L and A's mom: What are you laughing at

L: Mates

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The Sock Affair

Someone who is very odd in my class who I will call P made out with a sock, but then the sock made out with another sock, and then she saw and cried, thus, the sock affair.

People who make out with socks are very scary

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Nick Cannon feat. Gigolo

A cool song I never knew existed. I am listening to it right now. It is cool.

Me to my friend: Hey what are you listening to?

Friend: Gigolo.

Me: What???

Friend: this (gives me headphones)

Me: cool.

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Anchorman

A fUnNy AsS mOvIe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anchorman is the funniest ass-movie in the entire world.

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