clickerella

when browsing the intarwebs for information or opening a file on your computer and the link is slow: when you click on it, you begin to click multiple times over and over and over thinking that it will make the hourglass go away and bring up the program/website faster.

IT guy: Dude, that lady over in HR is at it again, she thinks that the network is down because she can't open her 500meg word document full of pictures and links. When I got to her desk she was clicking away faster than someone playing Halo.

IT Mgr: That right there is the definition of Clickerella.

Bend over and smile like a donut

a self explanatory command preparing you to get mounted. If you have lube, I'd suggest you use it.

BOHICA baby... damn! Every time you turn around someone else wants a piece of you! Just bend over and smile like a donut!

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pitfu

A motivational urging. Usually in FPS games such as counterstrike when players aren't following the object of the game and wasting everyones time.

Ir1337Hoser is such a llama. All he does is camp spawn. He needs to PITFU.

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blowjob cramp

a. When someones jaw muscles are sore from giving blowjobs all day long they get cramped up and their mouth hangs open without showing any teeth.

b. When someones mouth is open forming a perfect O, showing little or no teeth.

Dude, shut your mouth man, you look like you got a blowjob cramp!

Shuttup man, did you just see that girl? she was HOT!!!

yeah, but she saw your mouth open and kept on going didn't she?

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for cuz

when it means so much you can't define it with words, your mind blanks, you can't explain WHY... it just IS.

There were so many reasons why I love her that I couldn't even begin to recite them to her... all I could manage was "for cuz."

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