touch and go

Taken from the military term for aircraft hitting the deck on a carrier and taking back off again. When your head starts bobbing from sleep deprivation. Your eyes are heavy, your head drops and you jerk awake suddenly and your head pops back up and you look around to see if anyone could tell you were asleep. Also called four-wheeling

I was sitting in advanced algebra and the room was hot, and I was still hung from the night before, I couldn't keep my eyes open at all! I was doing touch and go's the whole time, I missed the lesson.

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Bend over and smile like a donut

a self explanatory command preparing you to get mounted. If you have lube, I'd suggest you use it.

BOHICA baby... damn! Every time you turn around someone else wants a piece of you! Just bend over and smile like a donut!

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Clairol Effect

Spreading of rumors, infections, truths and lies by telling at least two other people, based on the 1970's <?> advertising scheme.

Jeremy's friend: Amy's got such a fine ass.
Joey: But you've never even SEEN her ass! How do you know?
Jeremy's friend: DUDE!!! The way you two talk about her, how could I possiby NOT KNOW?!! You totally used the Clairol Effect on that story man!!!

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Pulling a Marcus

When a new-hire wins the company raffle for any prize (preferably a new tablet or ipad).

My wife totally pulled a Marcus the other day. At the end of her interview for the job, she agreed to work for the company and signed up for the raffle for the new kindle and WON IT!

Marc totally pulled a Marcus at the company summer picnic when he won the Ipad this summer. (pulling a marcus)

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for cuz

when it means so much you can't define it with words, your mind blanks, you can't explain WHY... it just IS.

There were so many reasons why I love her that I couldn't even begin to recite them to her... all I could manage was "for cuz."

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