Sore Life

Life after you have a large workout, or haven't worked out in a while and suddenly try to again.

Dude, I'm sor sore after yesterday's workout. I think something's wrong with me man.
Nah, you're just living the sore life.

Bitch Itch

When you suddenly have an itch on your...you know...in front of your crush, your boss, or your parents.

*discretely texting BFF* Ummmm, im in an awkward situation, Jen...
What? Oh, you have a bitch itch again?

In front of Micheal!
Shit!

LOL

1. Teens-Laugh out loud
2. Grandmas and moms that think they are cool-Lots of love
3. None really uses this one-Lots of Laughter
4. If you really cared enough to read this far, get a life and press like.

Teen-Mom! Jessica got in a car accident!

Mom-LOL!
Teen-MOM! It doesn't mean lots of love, its 2015!

Mom-I know. LOL!