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The button you push while editing the Urban Dictionary.
That definition was so stupid I had to hit the Keep Out button for a good 5 minutes
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When a woman usually in high school or college is horny wants to be fucked by multiple men until she cums
Hey you guys wanna run a train on me? Im bored lol
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This word is used when 11 year olds think they're cool by doing cocaine when in reality, they can't even spell it
Person 1: Shampain, cokecane, gasalean. And most things in between.
Person 2: fucking hell man where did you learn to spell
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When you are looking through definitions people have wrote for the Urban Dictionary and you see one so terribly disgusting you have to click the Keep Out button 180,000 times
If I had a dollar for everytime I just clicked the Keep Out button I could raise a child. Who the actual fuck writes these Urban Dictionary definitions?!
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The super sexy Wii U and 3DS Miiverse artist Gio
Man have you seen Gee-Yolo's new post man? It's amazeballs.
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Sexually arousing literature; here's some below written by myself for Wattpad a year ago
First, Iâm going to tease you. Iâm going to taunt you as I see fit, making you thirst for my naked body more and more with every passing second. Iâm going to smile like the naughty coquette I am, lick my lips, and look into your eyes in a way that screams, âFuck me! Now!â
But Iâm going to make you wait.
Iâm going to let you get rock hard as you stare at me, imagining all the things you want to do to me in bed. Iâm going to let you fantasize about tearing off my clothes and nibbling on my flesh and licking my nipples and fondling my breasts and fucking me in all your favorite positions.
But Iâm going to make you wonder, just a little, whether or not youâll actually get laid.
Only once youâve reached the pinnacle of horniness, Iâm going to grab your crotch and massage your cock through your pants. Then Iâm going to slip my hand behind your waistline and jerk you off before whispering, âTake me to bed.â With one fluid swoop of my arms, then, Iâm going to strip off my dress, revealing the fact that Iâm not wearing panties.
But Iâm not going to help you undress.
As you clamber about, trying to kick off your trousers and unbutton your shirt, Iâm going to stand there, fingering myself, and let you gawk at my curves, aching to smack my ass and finger my pussy and bury your face in my perfect tits. Then Iâm going to push you onto the bed, forcing you to recline.
I wonder how many guys have jerked off to my erotica so far
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Sexually arousing literature
An exert from a Wattpad story a wrote a year ago
As you lie there, growing more and more eager to stick it inside me, Iâm going to mouth your cock with everything Iâve gotâlicking the shaft from base to tip and then pursing my lips and bopping my head up and down, salivating as much as possible so youâre all lubed up.
But I not going to mount youânot yet.
Iâm going to suck and suck, pausing once in awhile to tell you how wet my pussyâs getting. And when you moan in gratitude, Iâm going to stop and smile in a way that lets you know Iâm having the time of my life blowing you.
Only once that massive cock of yours is properly moistenedâby my standards, not yoursâIâm going to climb on top of it. âI need you inside me! Now!â Iâm going to say as you penetrate me, finally.
But Iâm not going to let you hold the reins.
Iâm going to grab my own tits and bounce up and downâslowly at first, then faster, welcoming your dick deeper and deeper inside me. Iâm going to scream, âFuck me! Like that!â louder and louder. Again and again.
Then Iâm going to pause, suddenly, to look your in the eyes as I squeeze my pussy muscles tight. Youâll put your arms around me and pull me down so my breasts are jiggling right in your face and you can suckle my nipples. Without warning, youâll grab my ass and flip me over to take me from behind.
I wonder how many guys have jerked off to my erotica
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