Wisconsin

1. Cold
2. Football
3. Bitches that fuck to feel "special" (hell yeh, bud!)
4. WOO BEER, let's get drunk! Drinking age ~13
5. Cows
6. Cheese?
7. High school kids that make me wonder why there's not more bomb threats and school shootings (Yikes!)
8. Summer fest/Highway 100/Madison - Hurray!

"Hey bud! What's up!?"
"Nothing, what are you up to?"
"Nothing, wanna smoke?"
"Sure, bud!"

Drunk underage female on the Eastside, Wisconsin: "I really wanna fuck you... right now"

10 minutes later..

25 Year Old Male: "How old ar... nevermind.. pass me my beer, bitch"

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