pepper spray

The world's strongest aphrodisiac. When combined with the magic words "no means no" or "get off me", all hope for control is lost. Men have been known to wildly copulate with random basserby, including mildly attractive women in alleys and ill-lit parks, while suffering from its effects.

When Susie Q. used her pepper spray, I taught her what it means to be a woman on the park bench. Also, her dog kept barking so I killed it.

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