mom look

When you wife or girlfriend gives you that same look your mother used to when you were in deep doggie doo

I told an off color joke at the party and the wife gave me the "Mom Look"

Hey dude, I think you better calm down, your girlfriend is giving you that "Mom Look"

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Fartberries

Legumes particularly Pinto beans

Went to the store to get some Fartberries, and had gas all day

Father Time

A Cincinnati nerfer, that is old, but still wins his fair share of games(Some would say more than his share.)

Twitch: Damn it Father Time you're old, you are not supposed to move that fast.

Other Nerfer: Wait, what? Father Time won another round? How?

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