Springfield

The capital city of the great state of Illinois. It is one of the top five largest cities in Illinois, with a population of over 112,000. It is located in the west-central area of the state, which makes it more accessable to the rest of Illinois.
Springfield was the home of Abraham Lincoln, the president responsible for restoring the union and keeping the nation from being torn in two, and also freeing the black slaves in the South and parts of the Midwest, such as Kentucky and Missouri.
The city has a reasonably good skyline for it's size. The two largest and tallest buildings in Springfield are the Springfield Hilton Hotel, and the Illinois State Capital building.

Springfield, Illinois is the capital of Illinois.

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George W. Bush

The commander-in-chief, leader of the free world, president of the United States, and overall "The Man". He's going to be in office for nearly a decade people; get over it. Oh yeah, I'M LOVIN IT!!!!! ;D

Quit your bitchin! Our ears are growing weary.

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I'm Not A Lib

I'm back bitches! Who's ready to go bitchslap the Left into submission.

Time to get more liberals to shut the fuck up.

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Detroit

This is a very large, very ghetto city in Michigan where you will find a lot of baby mommas.

Well, here I am in Detroit! Hey there, baby momma!

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Anne Coulter

A lovely and intelligent woman who is able to thwart all liberal attacks. This is also the woman that I love.

I expect this definition of Anne Coulter (or Ann Coulter) to be deleted by the left-wing bigots on this site; what a suprise!

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Alternative Life Style

To be a homo or a lesbo. This is usually backed up by liberals.

Liberals love the Alternative Life Style.

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Anchorage

An awesome city, as well as the largest in the state of Alaska. This is the northernmost metropolis in the United States. In addition, it is one of the most conservative big cities in the Nation. This city was also one of the places where Dave Attel filmed the popular Comedy Central show: Insomniac.

Anchorage actually has a temporary time period every year where it is full daylight during nighttime hours.

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