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When someone takes a crap that is so magnificent they cannot bring themselves to flush, and instead must show everyone they know this magnificent creation.
Bob: Joe! You must see this! Come with me! Something magnificent has happened!
Joe: Wow, ok
Bob: Look, look here at what I have created!
Joe: Um, wow, nice turd Bob
Bob: Nice turd? That is no mortal turd Joe, this is the Turd of turds!
Joe: Yeah, sure, I can see that. A true evangelical movement you've had there.
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1. With lead, as in to blaze a path that others follow: Someone whose horrible taste leads others to believe he or she is cool and starts a trend that will ultimately die a horrible death at the hands of the fashion police. aka, Prince or Lady Gaga
2. With lead, as in a dense heavy material that sinks rapidly:
a. A person who's chronically bad decision making skills make it obvious to all witnesses that he/she is going to completely destroy his/her own life.
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b. Used a a simile: Used to describe a person with a prodigious oral fetish.
Example for Definition 1:
Jenny: Don't you love my new outfit! It's so Lady Gaga!
Jill: Wow, that's amazingly horrible! Lady Gaga is a lead lemming, and you're just a tool.
Examples for Definition 2.
a. Larry: Did you hear that Bob sold his house for $300k and said he was going to invest all the money in lottery tickets?
Dave: Wow, didn't he buy that house for $2mil just five years ago? What a lead lemming.
b. Will: Hey, Joe, what do you think of that Jill chick?
Joe: Jill? Wow, I love Jill. That chick goes down like a lead lemming.
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People who are seriously afraid of making other people mad and are therefore so accommodating they tend to piss people off anyway.
Jill: Can I help you with that?
Bill: No, I got it, thanks
Jill: Are you comfortable?
Bill: I'm fine thanks
Jill: Can I get something for you?
Bill: I said I'm fine
Jill: Oh no! I made you upset! What can I do to fix this!?!
Bill: Damn, just chill and stop being so damn aggrophobic
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A woman whose husband no longer finds her sexually attractive, no longer desires to sleep with her and instead spends his free time whacking off to porn.
Jill: Kelly always seems so unhappy anymore. What's going on with her?
Jane: That poor girl's a wank widow. Bob never gives her any attention anymore. Spends all his time on the computer.