Nuwanda

The hottest person in the world and don't you dare disrespect the name dammit, it's Nuwanda
They're a free spirit who don't take trash from any of you idiots and won't conform
They don't wanna be a banker so just leave them be they play the saxophone really well but SCREW YOU CLARINET PLAYERS the saxophone is more sonorous

"Looks like you just signed your expulsion papers, Nuwanda."
"Fuck off Dick Cameron you fink."