Cuddle Bear

A cuddle bear is a person who gives the greatest cuddles in the world. They are extremely rare to find and there's only one in the entire universe. Cuddle bear is a great friend and can play piano like a GOD and has a really angelic voice that can help you fall asleep. He can be a really big crackhead sometimes and always makes fun of British accents. Just because they don't add the T in their words. He says ya dig after a lot of his sentences too. He also says stuff like "brother" and "wHat iS yOuR pRoBLEm" and he's very good at making people laugh. He also has a very cute giggle. So when you spot all these things you've spotted a cuddle bear.

Me:
No one:
Not a single soul:
Cuddle bear: can't, bottle of water, you brits speak funny ya dig

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