Dan

1) A "Friend" (who hasn't worked out you're getting married)
you live with trough the years and you almost only have each other

2) a person who is secretly gay and have a "friend" (they think you don't know that they're married)

Noah: Hey did you just see that boy he's a total dan
Brian: you're a total dan

Noah: no I'm not Phil is just..... my friend

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