Douchecanoe

I used to have just $47 in my bank account.

Now I'm living in Beverly Hills. And you can to for only 3 payments of $997.

(The fake tits are included in the platinum package: 4 payments of $997)

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Hi, my name is Tai Lopez. Or Lie Topez as my friends call me.

I sucked at doing anything with my life. So instead I decided to be a douchecanoe that gets paid. That's just how I choose to live my life.