Zoom University

Because of the COVID pandemic in 2020, all schools switched over to a business meeting app called "Zoom" to teach. Note that the app also lets you turn off your camera, microphone, and 90% of the time the teacher doesn't give a shit what you're doing anyways. This was CLEARLY a great idea.

Grandma: How was school, sonny?
Graduate: I'm glad I learned nothing this year on Zoom University!

BOD

better off dead

Go to Compton? You're BOD.

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Car Weeb

A young adult who grew up watching anime and reading manga. Sometime at this point, they watch Initial D once. Later down the line, typically in their early 20’s, they gain an obsession with antique or sports cars. Such is the life of a car weeb.

Car Weeb: So most of the paycheck I’m saving up for this 1997 Suzuki with 900 horsepower, I’m also gonna get a new engine and a spoiler as well. Total price will be around 18,000 dollars.

Friend: you’re such a car weeb lol.