Weirdo

You

Bob: You're a weirdo Jeff.
Jeff: *Cries to death*

Sad baby

A baby that's sad

"WAHHHHHHHHH"
"That's quite a sad baby."

Microwave

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm BEEEEP BEEEP BEEEEP BEEEEP

I'm making pizza rolls
Microwave: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm BEEEEP BEEEP BEEEEP BEEEEP

Depression

What I have.

"Hey wanna go to the store with me?"
"No my depression is kinda kicking in."