Cheesy P

Cheesy P otherwise know as Le Fudge is the true gypsy king who could bate the head off Mike Tyson anyday just for the craic. Can sniff penny's from a mile off and has the best Jew lazers the world has seen. Despite having a tiny mickey, don't get comfortable as he will steal your missus in a second with his fudgy scent and Adidas appeal.

Jesus "Is that Cheesy P coming?"
Rabbi "Oh no, I better run or he will steal my pennies"