Jizzsandwhich

When you are out of mayo you gotta have another option...

So instead of using Mayo you are using your own condimens (jizz) on your sandwhich of choice.

Guy 1:Hey man why does this sandwich taste so good?
Guy 2: I knew I wasn't the only one who my liked jizz on sandwiches!

Guy 1: Well from now when I come over make me one of your famous jizzsandwhichs!

jizzturkey

When you jizz in a turkey on Thanksgiving Day and everyone eats it.

Normally done to either get back at your family or as a practical joke.

Guy 1: What did you eat on Thanksgiving Day?
Guy 2: It was turkey, but it tasted more like a Jizzturkey, I think my uncle was mad after we made fun of him.

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