History

I secret drug schools make your kids without you knowing, they make it sound like a subject when it's really a brain washing drug that makes kids misbehave.

I need want some History right now.

February 20th

hug the smallest person you know, then remind them how small they are

(also give someone who's initials start with a C a compliment)

guess what day it is

February 20th?

Yep

You son of a-