sloaned

When your getting played by a girl. She tells you she likes you but has a promise ring and wont put out. Total mind fuck.

lets just be friends, bitch, mind fuck,

Guy 1: Have you banged her yet?
Guy 2: No but she told me she likes me last night
Guy 1: Dude, your getting sloaned HARD.

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Im your dad

The greatest comeback in the world. Conversation ender. Anything you can imagine.

Pronunciation- i'm yer dad

Guy 1: Dude I could totally beat you at anything.

Guy 2: Oh Really.... cuz Im your dad.

You: Dude that girl totally wants my cock.
Douche Bag: No she doesnt bro...
You: Oh really.... cuz im your dad

Guy 1: You wanna play some pool?
Guy 2: No pools fuckin gay.
Guy 1: Dude im your dad.... now listen to daddy and go get your shit.

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Wylson

Total fucking bad ass. Guy who gets straight A's and drinks like a boss. Heavy drug user. Guy who gets a 36 on the ACT while hungover and really high.

Someone who goes so hard it is ridiculous, whether it is doing school work, drinking beer, taking drugs, lifting weights, ext...

Guy 1: Dude who is that guy mackin on those two super hot biddies?
Guy 2: I don't know his name but he is a total Wylson, i saw him chug a whole bottle of vodka earlier.
Guy 1: Holy shit, I wish i was him.

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