rectal rocketeer

n. Humorous insult, used to imply that the target is a homosexual, particularly one who dresses up in Spandex and rams a bottle of Tabasco-brand hot sauce into their rectum in the hopes that it will prolong their erection.

Go crack open another cold one, you prickfaced rectal rocketeer!

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Cockrobber

n. Medium insult, used to imply that the target tends to break into mortuaries and biology labs in order to steal severed penises to pleasure themselves with.

Go fuck yourself, cockrobber.

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Shaftmaster

n./adj. A more euphonic synonym for Cockmaster.

"Shut your filthy hole, you ass-blasting shaftmaster!"

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