Someone who works hard everyday at winning all the time that a moist sweat develops in the gooch area which creates a defining aroma known as chet er cheese.
Damn chet, you got chet er cheese in your drawers bad...
When Aaron ties his dick in a knot with his shoelaces by accident.
My dick hurts, I pulled a cordwainer.
Someone who is only attracted to winners named Chet.
When Chet rubs his mustache after drinking a big glass of milk, I know for sure I'm a chetsexual.