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When you shove a shoe up your partners arsehole and casually teabag their face whilst eating a Mr whippy and listening to ragtime music
"yes we had a flower pussy"
A girl who accuses you of attacking her with a hairdryer outside of a hotel and denying it when you confront her.
"That Bitch can go burn in hell"
When you hump the ground with your tongue lolling out because you need some good dick.
"the absolute desperation"
The strange waddle your 99 year old cat does whilst salivating everywhere and walking towards a busy road, completely prepared to end their existence.
The cat will usually make a sick 'thump' noise when the car hits them.
Two pairs of identical twins bang eachother in synchronisation within a room full of mirrors. Usually involving double sided dildos and nipple clamps.
There will usually be a large horny audience to watch the mirroring and cheer them on whilst masturbation.
"I managed to get the last tickets to watch a mirroring."