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Marioan Apparition

A Marioan Apparition, a joke on the Christian Marian Apparition, is when you see Nintendo gear, especially Mario stuff, in either a store, not a game store, or in a neighborhood, which loves the Xbox, and the Playstation.

I see a Marioan Apparition, in Hallmark today, since it was selling Toad faces.

by I'mcrazy May 1, 2024


The Precession Controversy

This is my parody of the infamous "Procession Controversy," which split The Church, to two parts, the Catholic, and The Orthodox. This is before a third split, appeared in the 16th Century, when The Protestant Church appeared. Note Orthodox, and Protestants, hate The Catholic Church, which is horrible. Why can't all Christians get along? The Apocryphal Gnostic Acts of John, says Jesus's disciples, danced around Jesus, but doesn't say what direction, whether it was clockwise, or counter-clockwise.

The Precession Controversy, could have split the early Gnostic Church, into two parts, The Clockwise Church, and the Counterclockwise Church. The Clockwise Church, says Jesus's disciples, danced around him, clockwise. The Counter-clockwise Church, says they danced around him, counter-clockwise. They even can be a Simultaneous Church, which says half, danced around Jesus clockwise, while the other, danced around him counter-clockwise.

by I'mcrazy September 26, 2022


Drag Lightning McQueen

Disney/Pixar’s “Lightning McQueen,” from the Cars movie series, dressed up as a female, do a drag race, with his friend Mater, also dressed up as a female.

When Drag Lightning McQueen, does a race with his friend Mater, only later he discovers it was Mater's idea, all along!

by I'mcrazy July 19, 2023


Sheryl Crow's "soaks up the rum"

Sheryl Crow's "soaks up the rum" is when this female singer, binges on booze. It's my joke, on her "Soak Up The Sun" song.

Sheryl Crow's "soaks up the rum" song, is when she gets drunk, after partying, out all night, with her friends! My joke!

by I'mcrazy August 9, 2024


Chrimbotina Aguilera

I found out, on the Kingdom of Loathing Wiki, (a silly online game site) that Christmas, is called "Chrimbo," in the UK. I looked up Chrimbo, on Oxford Learner's Dictionary, and it says Chrimbo, is the British term, for the secular, and commercialized, version of Christmas. Chrimbotina Aguilera, is my joke, on Christina Aguilera, who also called herself: "Xtina Aguilera."

British Christians, may call Christina Aguilera, Chrimbotina Aguilera, if they think, she's too worldly, and not a good Christian woman, as her name, says. (Note "Christina," means: "Christian woman.")

by I'mcrazy July 10, 2024


Titties Ass Fucker

Titties Ass Fucker is Lady Caca's third movie, a satire on Folie A Joker.

Want to watch Lady Caca's new movie, Titties Ass Fucker?

by I'mcrazy May 1, 2024


Final Fantasy Legend II: Part 2: My Eternal Saga

Final Fantasy Legend II: Part II: My Eternal Saga, is my life, as Priestess Kai/Ki. Since Priestess Kai/Ki, is immortal, that means, I will live forever!

Final Fantasy Legend II: Part 2: My Eternal Saga, will not be for a console, or a computer. It will happen in real life! Actually my life! I'm glad I'm Priestess Kai/Ki! I can't wait to be my anime female self again!

by I'mcrazy May 2, 2024