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Your Local Fanatic Christian

A member of a cult that worships the idea of a powerful being. They tend to try to convert you with a positive attitude, and yet hate on everyone that does not believe in their religion or go against whatever is in the one and only Bible. They are very easy to spot and are a bit of a Narc. They try to bribe you with food and high-fives. Don't fall for their tricks.

"Dude look out it's your local fanatic Christian!"
"Oh damn thanks for warning me man, I don't want them wasting my time trying to make me go to church and join their cult".
"No problem man, don't want you heading the wrong path in life".

by I*Am*A*Mistake June 22, 2018

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Canadia

The retard's way of saying 'Canada'.
Since some people think that Canada is pronounced 'Canadia' as Canada's people are called Canadians.
People are so pea-sized minded these days they think Canada is called Canadia.

On a casually Thursday Morning...
"I really want to go to Canadia when I grow up," said Cletus. " what the hell is Canadia?" I say with confusion. Cletus says (in the most smart-ass way) " Do you even Geography bro?, everyone knows what Canadia is?" I reply " Its called Canada dumb-ass."

With confusion, he says " Its Canadia". " Jesus Christ, search it up on google, don't go on urban dictionary," I say disappointedly.

by I*Am*A*Mistake June 22, 2018


Ronald McDonald Phase

A phase mainly 12vies fall into these days. This phase is a phase that dresses and face itself like their Lord and Saviour, Ronald McDonald. The only meals they'll eat is McDonalds 24/7, cuz why not.
They even fantasize Ronald McDonalds and make heaps of fan fiction cuz that's what their purpose life is.
They Claim that it is NOT a PHASE.

12vie: "It's NOT A PHASE MOMM... I REALLY AM RONALD MCDONALD"
*Mom facepalm at their mistaken child at their Ronald McDonald Phase

by I*Am*A*Mistake June 22, 2018