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A Skunk jumper is one who has sex with smelly partners.
Ben Dover was such a Skunk jumper , not even the bag lady was in the clear!
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When a cat wants outside in freezing weather they are warned of this consequence!
Now Mittens, you will freeze your Meow off out there!
This is the feeling you get after leaving an uncomfortable relationship or job and doing something that makes you happy. The old situation is like uncomfortable boots!
I hated that job so now I feel like I am going barefoot in new grass!
You did what to that big biker and got ass stomped? A gallon of Tard-aide stat! This is a mythical potion for stupidity.
The ancestral homeland of slobs everywhere.
Of course my room is a wreck, I'm from Slobovia!
Slobovia is a mythical homeland of the Slobs. It provides a handy excuse for sloppiness.
Hey, of course my desk is sloppy, it is a national tradition of Slobovia, my ancestral homeland! Proud home of the Slobs, you bigot!!