Dadphorisms are sometimes corny sayings daddy's share with their families to teach a lesson to foster wisdom about life.
Dad made dadphorisms about when its time to fold them and run with the money!
A large penis.
Juan had such a big homewrecker pecker, that ladies left other men for for him.
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This is military slang for open fire on an enemy.
The fire team heard the Gunny yell "smoke em" and fired.
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This is a bossy, boundary crosser who wants to interfere with others gun rights and second amendment protections!
This Gun Karen started yelling to call police because a guy had a bulge on his belt! He pulled out his badge and said he was police.
This describes the way many men feel about sex while wearing a condom.
Ben Dover complained that wearing a rubber is just like washing your feet with socks on.
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This phrase describes a sheltered life with opportunities to see a bit of what happens elsewhere.
The students and staff knew little of the world outside of a womb with a view version.
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