kumquat

Like a date, only platonic. A friend-date, to get to know someone better or to catch up with them.

Alice asked me out on a kumquat - we're gonna go ice skating!

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maimed

getting completely destroyed or ripped apart by an event like a contest, game, or test. Usually happens after you study all night for a test and get stuck on one question.

Matt: "Man, I just got maimed on that test!"
George: "That sucks."

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pretty

Having the eye-pleasing qualities, but lacking in everything else including normal thought processes.

Joey: "OW! I just ran into the door!"
Amanda: "That's why you're pretty."

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