Cats

Pure evil. They can kill anything. Sure they may seem lazy but that’s just a cover up. They plan to steal all the food and then enslave us. They will overthrow us and rule the world. If you have a cat, watch your back.

Preacher: Name something evil in the world.

Child: Cats....

Cow

Moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo. Moo moo moo moo. Moo moo moo moo. Moooooo.

Cow1: Moo moo.

Cow2: Moooooooo.