That one person in your friend group who is constantly silent and you end up forgetting they're there.
Hilbee: Hey guys
Literally anyone: HOLY SHIT HILBEE I FORGOT YOU WERE HERE
The guy who is able to call the police better than anyone else. He also won't hesitate to snitch on you if you do something bad. He is the captain of them all.
Guy 1: Ha I just robbed a bank!
Guy 2: I'm called the cops.
Guy 1: Wow look at you captain bitch
The guy who throws pickles at unsuspecting cars in retaliation for putting pickles on his burger when he specifically asked them not to.
Guy 1: *sees pickle on burger, throws pickle on car*
Guy 2: OH SHIT ITS PICKLE MAN
Guy 1: *fucking books it*
The code word for someone with a god complex and short temper when called out on it.
Dude 1: Hey, isn't that Jared?
Dude 2: Oh shit not Jared between you and me he's a noodles.
Dude 1: I completely forgot about that.
The one who can't remember how to spell mike.
FUCK I FORGOT HOW TO SPELL MIK
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