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Hilbee

That one person in your friend group who is constantly silent and you end up forgetting they're there.

Hilbee: Hey guys
Literally anyone: HOLY SHIT HILBEE I FORGOT YOU WERE HERE

by I AM NOT CAPTAIN BITCH October 12, 2021


Captain Bitch

The guy who is able to call the police better than anyone else. He also won't hesitate to snitch on you if you do something bad. He is the captain of them all.

Guy 1: Ha I just robbed a bank!
Guy 2: I'm called the cops.
Guy 1: Wow look at you captain bitch

by I AM NOT CAPTAIN BITCH October 12, 2021


Pickle Man

The guy who throws pickles at unsuspecting cars in retaliation for putting pickles on his burger when he specifically asked them not to.

Guy 1: *sees pickle on burger, throws pickle on car*
Guy 2: OH SHIT ITS PICKLE MAN
Guy 1: *fucking books it*

by I AM NOT CAPTAIN BITCH October 12, 2021


Noodles

The code word for someone with a god complex and short temper when called out on it.

Dude 1: Hey, isn't that Jared?
Dude 2: Oh shit not Jared between you and me he's a noodles.
Dude 1: I completely forgot about that.

by I AM NOT CAPTAIN BITCH October 12, 2021


Mik

The one who can't remember how to spell mike.

FUCK I FORGOT HOW TO SPELL MIK

by I AM NOT CAPTAIN BITCH October 12, 2021

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dulft

cunt

That man is a Dulft.

by I AM NOT CAPTAIN BITCH October 12, 2021


Tyspon

When you misspell Tyson

I fucked up and spelt Tyson as Tyspon

by I AM NOT CAPTAIN BITCH October 12, 2021