Kurt Cobain

the rare occasion when a person does everything they're not supposed to do, but ends up being successful anyway

Sam: motherfucking jimmy pulled a kurt cobain and got a job before me.
jimmy: I love Kurt Co-
jimmy: SHUT UP THAT'S NOT THE POINT HERE

Keefe

That hot dude from keeper of the lost cities

Jenny: oh my god! Keefe is so hot!
Susan: he's not real jen
Jenny: SHUT UP SUSAN THAT'S WHY NOBODY LIKES YOU , YOU FAT BITCH

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Naruto

The kid who never gives up.

Suicidal person: I want to die...
Me: BE A NARUTO.

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English major

Defined as "trash that doesn't get you a job" by non-English majors

Jimmy: english majors are gonna be jobless, man
Tom: bruh how do you know that? Wasn't your major business?
Jimmy: I just know
Tom: how
Jimmy: shhhhhh I just know
Tom: bruh

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Editors of urban dictionary

Bitches that have acceptance rate worse than harvard

Jimmy: *crying like a little bitch*
Karen: why are you crying, Jimmy?
Jimmy: I got rejected...*sniff*
Karen: but I thought you got accepted in harvard
Jimmy: no, you bitch I meant by editors of urban dictionary

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Rural dictionary

Urban dictionary's evil dictionary

Plot twist: urban and rural dictionary are the same motherfuckers

Break up

Ariana grande wants you to break with your girlfriend because she's bored AF

Sam: hey jenny can I tell you something?
Jenny: sure Sam!
Sam: let's break up
Jenny: WHAT? WHY!
Sam: Ariana Grande's bored

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