School

See: Torture

School is a place that kids as young as 3/4 up to 18 or even higher are forced to be at almost every day. You wake up at ridiculously early times to get there, and it’s extremely boring. You have to stay there for 6 to 7 hours straight, every day.

Oh, and school sometimes gives you HOMEWORK to do outside of school.

Person 1: Hey could we hang out on tuesday?
Person 2: No i have school that day. And monday. And wednesday. And thursday. And friday
Person 1: Oh.

Preschool

The best type of school.

You don’t have to wake up at early times, and the only thing you do is learn the alphabet, make stuff, and take naps (if the preschool in question goes for the full school day).

Kids go there at around age 3-5

Person 1: I wish i could go to preschool again, high school sucks!
Person 2: Same!