Plam

A small lemon like fruit with a light peach coloring. Typically eaten in China. Sometimes used to make jams such as plam jam. A plam by itself is quite bitter. With other things it is used to even out sweet dishes.

"Pick me up some plam jam at the store honey"

tear ducks

The correct spelling of the holes in your face that make tears.

Hannah, you produce tears in your tear ducks.