When you're having sex with an underage girl and you call the police on yourself so that when the police get there and kick down the door you turn around and nut all over the policemen
Bro I heard Jack got arrested because he pulled a Dirty Kaidan
When you are having sex with an underage girl and you call the police on yourself so that when the kick the door down you can turn around and nut all over them.
Bro 1 - "Yo I heard Jack got arrested for pulling a Dirty Kaidan."
Bro 2 - "I wish I had the balls to do that."
The best thing on the male body.
If you have these amazing genitals in or near you body, you are a very lucky person.
Person 1: Bro, guess what.
Person 2: What?
Person 1: My dad put his balls in my mouth last night.
*sweet home Alabama plays*
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