Watermelon Sugar

Watermelon Sugar is a very rare form of sugar, that is highly addictive, leaves users feeling overwhelmingly euphoric, and undergoes a very complex and difficult to perform extraction of sugar from watermelons. It is used by the elite of the world.

Example 1 - Tom: hey, do you have any Watermelon Sugar?
Ted: nah bro, you know I'm not that rich man, c'mon! I'd have to have millions just to get enough to last a week!

Example 2 - Mandy: Wowsers! Have you seen Nancy Pelosi's face lately? It's covered in wrinkles, and she looks like a corpse! I guarantee she's been riding the Dragon with that Watermelon Sugar again!

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